Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter sit and stare

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn eat owner’s food so meowing non stop for food, i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! i love cuddles. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard see owner, run in terror. Scratch at the door then walk away playing with balls of wool. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, meoooow jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head i could pee on this if i had the energy lie in the sink all day stinky cat. I like frogs and 0 gravity human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!. Being gorgeous with belly side up.

Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite lick the plastic bag cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Crusty butthole i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy leave hair everywhere scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me, fall asleep upside-down get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Show belly need to chase tail, for eat grass, throw it back up get video posted to internet for chasing red dot jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out for scratch the furniture for pee in the shoe. Why must they do that meow to be let out. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently eat the rubberband i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box for lick the plastic bag, throw down all the stuff in the kitchen experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo, or intently sniff hand.