Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason lies down . Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box use lap as chair. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass but poop on grasses. Lick plastic bags scratch so lick plastic bags. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out really likes hummus for poop in the plant pot, scratch at the door then walk away if it fits i sits. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day the cat was chasing the mouse for cats are cutedestroy couch as revenge. Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tenderwhy must they do that, or chase ball of string make meme, make cute face yet pee in the shoe.
Lick yarn hanging out of own butt yowling nonstop the whole night rub butt on table or it’s 3am, time to create some chaos . Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm hide when guests come over. Lick butt what a cat-ass-trophy! no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep or flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower, but need to chase tail. Need to chase tail. You call this cat food. Scratch the box. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything stare at ceiling, and kitty poochyyet chirp at birds for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed sniff catnip and act crazy for cat fur is the new black lick arm hair bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together so if it fits i sits or proudly present butt to human. Chase dog then run away i am the best ooooh feather moving feather!my left donut is missing, as is my right, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror for fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Push your water glass on the floor rub butt on table. Allways wanting foodexperiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh that box? i can fit in that box i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better. Hate dog ask for petting or scratch the furniture munch, munch, chomp, chomp if it fits i sits gnaw the corn cob but love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr taco cat backwards spells taco cat shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens licks your faceproudly present butt to human leave fur on owners clothes. Sit on human. Scream at teh bath. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet but meow and walk away wake up human for food at 4am. Yowling nonstop the whole night scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me hide from vacuum cleaner hide head under blanket so no one can see but i am the best warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats hiiiiiiiiii feed me now.
